I figure I should share this fun little story with you ladies that are married. If there is ever a day that you can't stand your husband or you wonder why in the hell you ever got married, I want you to think of this and then make your man some dinner!
On the first day of animal cop training class I noticed there was a guy sitting up front who looked somewhat like a guy I used to kiss in college, but he was bigger and didn't have freckles. Well, 3 days into training, my kisser look alike decided to start talking to me. He seemed friendly, has nice teeth and was somewhat funny.
So, within an hour of him introducing himself and saying a few friendly words, he starts sending me texts all during class, just pouring it on! (I am not good at flirting, and I run from aggressive guys). Before class ends he asks if we can go to dinner that night. So, I say I'm busy and try to make light of it since I have 2 more days with him in class. What happens next? He calls the minute I leave class. Then he texts later that night. And finally, I get a text at 2:30 am with a picture of him in it, "hoping this will influence me". I get to class the next day and immediately get more texts and so on and so forth.
In all these texts I notice it says 'NOTHIN FINER'. In the first message I thought he was trying to reinforce his undeniable attraction to me but when it started showing up on every text, I wondered if this was his signature of some sort. So I asked why thats on every message and he says,
"cuz there's NOTHIN FINER THAN CHUCK MINOR."
This is my life. This is what is attracted to me. These are the men that stalk me. Ladies, this is whats left in the single men pool. So the next time your husband rolls over snoring with his stinky breath and jiggly belly, I want you to remember this... Its down to North Dakotan, bull riding, "all natural" weight lifting stalkers named Chuck!
"cuz there's NOTHIN FINER THAN CHUCK MINOR."
This is my life. This is what is attracted to me. These are the men that stalk me. Ladies, this is whats left in the single men pool. So the next time your husband rolls over snoring with his stinky breath and jiggly belly, I want you to remember this... Its down to North Dakotan, bull riding, "all natural" weight lifting stalkers named Chuck!
But there aint nothin finer....
7 comments:
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisa-
I needed this post more than you will EVER KNOW!!!!!!!! Thank you for sharing and once again cracking me up at 2:30 am!
Oh gross...I read this post and I just had a little barf come up into my mouth! Did you text him back and say "cuz there's no bigger $#@& than dear Mr. Chuck." I am going to go brush my teeth and then give Wes a big kiss. Sounds like I need to give him one for you, too! HA!
HA!!!!
Why do the funniest things happen to you! I can't believe it.
That is great....it does make me appreciate being married though...Im sorry lis.
I really don't get what the big deal is?! He sounds dreamy! I LOVE that "meat heat" look. LOL! Sorry Lisa, sounds like you're a real snake charmer. Maybe you should just move back to good 'ol Provo. I hear there are still a few "Provosexual" stragglers. I'm sure Robbie L. is still available. Hang in there.
Um....okay....how did I NOT know about your blog???
I am laughing at this post...were you refering to BRAD or STEELE or some other college boy? And I am laughing even harder because my husband is laying next to me snoring right now!!! So I will give him kisses and hugs....and then tell him your story in the morning. Seriously....that is soo pathetic!
LOL....you always have had the BEST guy stories...love it, love it, love it!!! I'm thinking a best seller book is in your near future:) I agree that the single dude pool is quite scary and lacking in so many areas...married ladies...listen to the woman and appreciate your dude:)
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